Dianna Agron, but you can call me Charlie.

Danny: Ladies and gentlemen. 
Dougie: Boys and girls. 
Tom: Children of all ages. 
Danny: We are now going to play the game of make up a story. Once upon a time... 
Tom: There was a cat called Dougie. 
Dougie: He was the most awesomest cat anyone had ever seen. 
Tom: Until dinosaur cat came along. 
Danny: Dinosaur cat was called Charlie. And Charlie didn't like the normal cat. 
Tom: Dougie. 
Danny: Dougie. 
Dougie: This didn't please Dougie, the normal cat because he just wanted to be friends with everyone. 
Tom: So he built a submarine. 
Danny: Who did? 
Dougie: *laughs* 
Tom: The End. That's a snippet from our book that's coming to stores soon.